NERD ASSASSINS
We are a lifestyle apparel brand focused on Brainy Fighters who embody the spirit of working hard and bettering themselves each day.
We are made up of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, Wrestling and MMA practitioners. We treat our respective martial arts like a methodical science. Always Learning. Always Grinding.
Our motto is simple...
Study, Strategize and Execute.
Colored Crest Logo Tee
Our tailored Nerd Assassins tees are perfect to throw on after a grueling roll on the mats or while you’re playing a cerebral game of chess with your training partner.
These Next Level Tri-Blend 65/25/25 Poly, Rayon and Cotton Combed Ring-Spun T-shirts are made of super silky fabric and lightweight yet durable.
Better fitting than James Bond's Tuxedo. These shirts will let your adversaries know you mean business!
Colors available are Black, Red, Dark Blue and Teal Blue in kids and adult sizes.
$22 per Shirt + Shipping and Tax
STUDY, STRATEGIZE, EXECUTE
Our tailored Nerd Assassins tees are perfect to throw on after an intense 10 rounds of sparring in the ring or while you’re battling enemies playing Fortnite with your training partners.
This is the one time you can give up your back because our motto, "Study, Strategize and Execute" is proudly emblazoned and exemplifies the Nerd Assassins credo.
And no tee-shirt is complete without homage to Old Glory on the right sleeve!
Snapback Brain Cap
Without the computing power of your brain you can't strategize the cross-collar choke you plan to lay on your opponent.
Protect your noggin and look sauve at the same time with our flat-billed Classic Snapback baseball caps.
$22 + Shipping and Tax
Multiple hat colors available including Red, Black and Army Green
Adults and Kids sizes available
Nerd Assassin Crest Gi Patches
Get your BJJ Kimono Battle-Ready with our high-quality custom embroidered Gi Patches (No cheap iron on patches here)!
Represent Nerd Assassins while training at your school or when competing at tournaments.
Nerd Assassins always have your back!
$22 L / $15 M
Nerd Assassins Die-Cut Sticker
Our High-Quality Vinyl Stickers will stand the test of time. Stick them on your Tesla, Mom's Minivan, Surfboard, Laptop or the back of an opponent's head. Infinite possibilities.
Size: 6" x 5.85"
$3.00 (Pre-Order)
